Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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