I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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