so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm too high and old for this...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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