Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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