Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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