Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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