belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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