This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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