so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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