There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
