oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
we made out on top of his cat.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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