Sponge bath it is.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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