People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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