the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You're a waste of cheezeits
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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