i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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