North Korea, Best Korea!
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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