So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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