so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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