I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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