Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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