you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm way too hungover for life right now
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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