remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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