Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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