I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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