he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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