So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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