You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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