lets start a swedish sibling band together
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
