Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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