It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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