My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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