Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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