whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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