I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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