remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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