Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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