this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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