I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
