Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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