Swine flu. Run for my life!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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