she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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