Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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