her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Randomize