do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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