Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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