but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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