those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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