Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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