just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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