He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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