Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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