Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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